Paris Hilton is Enthusiastic… and Topless (Again)


The new images from Paris’ topless (kind of) photo-shoot for the magazine 944 were released, thus – as a serious journalist – I have to talk about them.

Mmm, there’s not that much to say. Paris Hilton is lacking full clothing. She is thin. She also looks like she has to go to the bathroom really badly…

Mostly it’s just hard to think of any actual content to go along with these pictures with my hand under the table…

Desperately trying to soothe my groin from the spontaneous outbreaks of herpes and nine other STDs that exploded in my crotch just from looking at this picture.

For those of us who fondly remember the more wholesome (ever-so-slightly) Paris Hilton, click HERE and reminisce.


2 Responses to “Paris Hilton is Enthusiastic… and Topless (Again)”

  1. February 29, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Is that an inner thigh roll? I think so…probably should stop eating so much Paris

  2. 2 pkmeex
    March 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    It’s funny that her vagina flap is exposed. I think thats the medical term, vagina flap. I will take this opportunity to recount for everyone, the story of how my friend spaceballs came to be known as spaceballs. Spaceballs was on the highschool swim team, and had his picture taken for the yearbook as he was about to jump from his block into the water for a race. His nuts were hanging out of his speedo and immortalized in yearbook ink. Also he is an idiot.

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