Full-time socialite / plastic surgery buff(oon) Jocelyn Wildenstein was photographed eating lunch.
I’d really like to make some joke here about lion-women, or zoos, or something like that, but it’s hard to focus on being funny considering that my penis just crawled inside my body and started weeping uncontrollably.
Now, I’m a really serious journalist, but even I have no interest in exploring how this guy is able keep food down while pulling stunts like THIS one… or THIS other one. Maybe it has something to do with millions of dollars? Or fame? Or a twisted love of Narnia?
Hurt me, Aslan… I’ve been a very bad Ice Queen. Rake my back with your lion paws. Hurt me. OOOO…
Hey, my penis is back! Whew, thanks GEMMA ATKINSON!
chewbacca??!?
Oh my God is “The Bride of Wildenstein”, togethere with Big Foot, The Yeti and Yoda she is one of the most eluisve creratures ever found. You’ve got a picture of her in her lunch time, it may worth hundreds of dollar. Old Bizatine Scriptures says that once she mates the world will most certainly come to an end (and we forever will laugh of the poor soul who had the guts to do it). Blast (Death, Famine, Pestilence, and War) the end is near. Somebody rings Walter Kovacs and make sure he’ll bring his famous (the end is near) sign.