I generally run a tight news machine here, but I felt the need to share a human interest story with you.
Gemma Atkinson is holding some huge bowling balls.
You might not be able to tell from this photograph, but, well… let’s just say that those bowling balls are pretty good substitutes for two other giant round things…
Now, I run an family friendly enterprise here, so that’s as bad as I’m going to get. No naughty Gemma pictures like THIS one, or THIS other one, or THIS other one…
Mmm, now that’s some good filler.

She’s My Cherry Pie!
John Mcloughlin? the guitar player? will you send me a signed poster printed on hemp paper?